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Dawn
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Joined: 05 Feb 2003
Location: Toledo, OH, USA

PostPosted: 2005.02.21(Mon)0:58    Post subject: Definitions that make sense! Reply with quote

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. (I like this one!)

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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Sahara22588
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Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: Michigan

PostPosted: 2005.02.21(Mon)9:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! That's great!! Where'd you find those?

Byez!!! Very Happy
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