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harlock
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Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: NC
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 Posted: 2006.03.27(Mon)16:18 Post subject: Fish Joke |
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In no way do I take credit for this fish joke, but feel compelled to pass on the snicker to fellow enthusiasts...
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 
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Ciklido
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Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: 2006.03.27(Mon)18:11 Post subject: |
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I don't get it...  
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McP
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Joined: 24 Jul 2004
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| Posted: 2006.03.27(Mon)22:43 Post subject: |
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| I like it. At least its better than that gosh darned Aristocrats joke |
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DF Bobo
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Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Location: Canada
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| Posted: 2006.03.28(Tue)13:51 Post subject: |
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eyes can mean I's and without the I, fish is fsh.
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Snarf!
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Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Location: PA
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| Posted: 2006.03.31(Fri)17:38 Post subject: |
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Wow, that's sad.
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dale
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Joined: 10 Jan 2005
Location: Abbotsford Canada
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| Posted: 2006.03.31(Fri)21:24 Post subject: |
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I still don't get it... I thought it was supposed to be a joke???
and you spelled fish wrong.
Silly monkey
After much pestering, Mommy carrot and Daddy carrot carelessly told Baby carrot to go out and play on the freeway. Baby carrot did so and got run over by a carrot truck. The carrot paramedics came and rushed Baby carrot to the carrot hospital where the carrot doctors worked feverishly over him. After many hours in surgery the carrot doctor came out and addressed the parents:
"Mr and Mrs Carrot, I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news; Baby carrot is going to make it. The bad news is... He's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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Its Parti Time
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Location: New York
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| Posted: 2006.03.31(Fri)21:31 Post subject: |
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"Mr and Mrs Carrot, I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news; Baby carrot is going to make it. The bad news is... He's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life." |
Thats kind of mean  |
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dale
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Joined: 10 Jan 2005
Location: Abbotsford Canada
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I didn't run over Baby carrot. I drive the turnip truck. Mr Potato told me the story. He said he saw it with his own eyes. Mrs Corn said she wouldn't have believed it herself if she hadn't heard it with her own...
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Josh Hansen
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Joined: 20 Feb 2005
Location: Dayboro, Queensland, Australia
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| Posted: 2006.04.01(Sat)4:15 Post subject: Joke |
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Hows this joke...
Two fish were swimming in the river and it was raining outside. One Fish said to another fish, " It raining outside, we better swim under the bridge or otherwise we will get wet".
Good Joke about the carrot Dale.
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McP
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Joined: 24 Jul 2004
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| Posted: 2006.04.01(Sat)20:08 Post subject: |
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| dale wrote: | | I didn't run over Baby carrot. I drive the turnip truck. Mr Potato told me the story. He said he saw it with his own eyes. Mrs Corn said she wouldn't have believed it herself if she hadn't heard it with her own... |
 Dale I have to say thank you for making my day  |
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