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Ariaanna
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PostPosted: 2006.11.06(Mon)20:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK guys, you HAVE to say this one out loud.

"Sure you can tune a piano, but can you tune a fish?"


BTW, I work in a fish store, and the first joke came from a customer. My boyfriend used to work in a pet store, and this one came from one of his customers. Sooooo, if I have no life, it's because I live for work! Razz
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Gaza
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Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Location: Secret harbour, Western Australia

PostPosted: 2006.11.07(Tue)11:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK I got another:

Man: hi, is this the company that I ordered my piano from?
Person on phone: yes, why
Man: there is a fish in my piano!
Person on phone: that
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Fishpaste
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Joined: 11 Jul 2006
Location: South Africa

PostPosted: 2006.11.11(Sat)10:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

A park warden finds a man at the lake with ten trout in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "you're under arrest."

"Wait officer," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week.When I whistle ,they all come back and get into the bucket to go home."

"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."

The man promptly dumps the fish into the lake and gazes after them as they away.

After a minute or two,the warden says,"OK,when are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" says the man.

"The fish" says the warden.

"What fish????" says the man.
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redmum
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Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: 2006.11.20(Mon)4:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Thanks guys, needed a giggle.

Here goes, not my jokes... but who owns a joke anyway??

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha
doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat."
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TheJohnBus
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Location: Lincoln NE

PostPosted: 2006.11.20(Mon)19:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG BRILLIANT!!!
I laughed Out loud.
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Gaza
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PostPosted: 2006.11.23(Thu)13:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me to. That one was as I say "way good!"
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PostPosted: 2006.11.25(Sat)10:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

luv it redmum! I was so down this morinig, so teh word Joke, and read em, and now I am just a gigglen!!

Great Jokes everybody, keep them up.
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honda
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Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: 2006.11.25(Sat)22:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK this isent a fish joke but close to it here it goes................... What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck
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Tylor
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: 2006.11.26(Sun)9:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

who rules the ocean floor?











Alca Prawn!!!
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Liszie
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Location: Lower Mainland, BC

PostPosted: 2006.12.02(Sat)19:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, forgive the horrendous artwork- I'm a florist not an artist!
Anyway I had a spare moment and I'd always thought this would make a funny cartoon...


get it? It's live sand...
Haha.
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