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Gaza
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PostPosted: 2006.11.02(Thu)15:36    Post subject: Fish jokes Reply with quote

OK, now is the time to tell those fishy jokes you all know.

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PostPosted: 2006.11.02(Thu)20:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one is MUCH more effective when spoken:


What do you call a fish with no eyes?


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PostPosted: 2006.11.05(Sun)7:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

good fish jokes are hard to come up with. this one isn't about fish, but I'd say it's close enough.

2 crabs were at the beach. one crab went to get some ice cream for the 2 of them. on his way back with the ice cream, the ystarted melting so he ate them both. when he got to the other crab he explained why he ate all the ice cream. the other crab said: "you shellfish creep!"
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PostPosted: 2006.11.05(Sun)10:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do Sharks live in Saltwater?













Because Pepperwater makes them sneeze!
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PostPosted: 2006.11.05(Sun)11:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the oyster not pass in the game of football?

Because he was shellfish!

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PostPosted: 2006.11.05(Sun)21:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have any fish jokes, but I would like to say that I just told all of these to my roommate, and she says, "wow, you guys need lives." (but she was laughing.)
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PostPosted: 2006.11.06(Mon)0:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall??











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PostPosted: 2006.11.06(Mon)11:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liveinabox419 did you get that one from a penguin bar? I swear I seen it on one.
Anyway here is another:


Dad talking to small son: Son why haven
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PostPosted: 2006.11.06(Mon)14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blair wrote:
Why did the oyster not pass in the game of football?

Because he was shellfish!

Blair


you pretty much stole that from me......

Kaycie wrote:
I don't have any fish jokes, but I would like to say that I just told all of these to my roommate, and she says, "wow, you guys need lives." (but she was laughing.)


your roommate is correct. we must be really bored to make jokes about fish. actually, I think I'll post this comic that I had here a while back thats not half bad. it's pretty much what non-hobbyists in general think of us.





I drew this myself on paint.
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PostPosted: 2006.11.06(Mon)16:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

pleco987- I didn't get that from a "penguin bar". I don't even know what that is! lol I acutualy got it from my dad, who I think got it in an email he recievd.
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